Editor’s Log

Welcome to issue 431 of your Military. Let’s jump right in to the deep end of the political cesspool.

As I write this, Super Tuesday is behind us, and 25 of the candidates seeking the Democrat Soviet Socialist Party (DSSP) presidential nomination have thrown in the towel. Now it’s down to Senile Joe and Bernie the Commie. Yes, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-HI) kept her lei in the ring, but she’s got a pig’s chance of surviving a luau of getting the nomination.

I continue to be amazed at how blind the entire DSSP is to their hypocrisy. I mean, they want President Trump to have a psych evaluation, while Senile Joe stumbles and stammers, doesn’t know where he is most of the time and makes idiotic remarks. It’s sad, but I have to laugh because it seems that every time Senile Joe speaks, something stupid falls out of his mouth. Yeah, great pick there. Is that the fool you want to represent you?

I think ol’ Joe belongs in a rest home next to Nasty Nancy. Speaking of Nasty Nancy, the brain-dead libs in her district decided to keep her in Washington. What’s the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result?

And then there’s ol’ Bolshevik Bernie who seems to be angry all the time. Do you ever notice that permanent scowl on his face? He never has an answer for how he plans to pay for all his grandiose ideas of “free” stuff, and neither do his ignorant followers. Their mantra is “Tax the rich. Make them pay their fair share.” Well, what exactly is their “fair share?”

Again the blatant hypocrisy abounds when ol’ Bolshevik Bernie has made his millions off the backs of the taxpayers and has never held a private sector job in his life. Why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is?

I see that Trump donates his presidential salary, but I don’t see any dems donating their money. Instead, they choose to line their corrupt pockets with taxpayer and lobbyist money while still expecting everyone else to pay their “fair share.”


Leading up to Super Tuesday, the TV and radio airwaves here in Commifornia were saturated with political ads, mainly from Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer.

Bloomberg’s ads were broadcast nearly every half hour on a local radio station and I would either have to mute it or turn it off completely — it was that or watch my blood pressure rise! In each of their ads, they referred to our country as a democracy, which is one of my pet peeves. People, we don’t have a democracy, we have a Constitutional Republic! Obviously these blokes failed civics class.

Okay, let’s wash the political germs off our hands and move on to something you, errrrr, really need to wash your hands for.

I think the attempt by the democrats to politicize the coronavirus (COVID 19) is absolutely appalling, but, as Rahm Emanuel once said, “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”

In yet another attempt to make President Trump look bad, the DSSP is pushing the narrative that he isn’t doing enough to stop this “outbreak.” As I recall, it was the President who wanted to halt all travel to and from China. The dems balked at the idea, but now they’ve changed their tune.

The DSSP agenda is to make President Trump look bad, so their sheeple will vote for whichever of their pathetic candidates gets the golden ticket in the fall.

Now, go wash your hands, again.

— John D. Shank, Editor